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BABY GATE / PET BARRIER / PORTAL TO A SAFER DIMENSION - $10 (Longmont)
Nelson near Hover
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Do you dream of a world where you decide who may enter the next room?
Behold: THE BABY GATE.
Not just any baby gate —
This is a majestic, doorway-mounted forcefield created to stop babies, pets, guests you don’t like, and possibly even low-level ghosts (no guarantees).
FEATURES:
🛑 Expandable metal frame — perfect for blocking children, dogs, cats, ferrets, ex-boyfriends, or overly curious delivery drivers
🔧 Pressure-mounted installation — meaning you can pretend you’re a handyman without actually committing to screws or long-term decisions
🚪 Swing-open gate section — for adults to step through gracefully or trip over dramatically
🛡️ Strong enough to contain a toddler on a mission
🧩 Weak enough for you to step over when you’re too lazy to open it
CONDITION:
Gently used but still mighty. Has seen battle. Has survived the toddler wars. Has stories it will never tell.
PERFECT FOR:
Babies
Dogs
Mischievous cats
Random roommates
Dividing your home into “safe” and “this is where I pile my laundry” zones
PRICE:
$10 OBO
Willing to trade for snacks, energy drinks, or Magic cards if you’re feeling nerdy.
WHY AM I SELLING IT?
The baby learned how to open it… and then laughed. We have accepted defeat.