At some point between 6 pm and 7:30 pm on Wednesday, Dec. 10, my Fitbit’s shitty ass third-party band broke. It’s a black Inspire 3 on a black metal chain band I got off Amazon for $10 and now I see why it was only $10 because those links are crap. I’m almost positive I had it on at King Soopers and I lost it somewhere between there and the Valmont bike park.
Please if you find it let me know because I bought it before COVID destroyed my life and I can no longer work the kind of job that pays me enough to buy things like Fitbits and without this thing I will get fat and even though we should be beyond body size as a metric of success my mom is super fatphobic and will disown me if I blow up again and since I can’t work enough I have to rely on eventual inheritance.